[ Whoa. Okay. He likes pushing people's buttons, but not unintentionally. And besides, he can tell the elf is legitimately terrified right now. Geez. Poor kid. ]

Hey, no, dude, I won't. Seriously. [ He holds up both hands - a gesture of peace, and a "please keep breathing that shit's important" ] I just meant, I am a vampire, so if that's what it's like, then I get it. That's all. It makes sense. To me, anyway.